Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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