the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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