it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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