In the future we'll all be gay
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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