Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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