You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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