hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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