you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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