i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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