You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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