Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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