oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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