Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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