I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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