Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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