Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.