So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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