Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
