yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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