Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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