Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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