But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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