so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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