If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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