I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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