Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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