Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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