if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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