Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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