he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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