1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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