Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
being pregnant is like rehab
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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