wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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