I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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