i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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