tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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