you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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