no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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