Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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