Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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