I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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