my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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