i think my tv is drunk
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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