Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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