In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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