Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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