we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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