I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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