i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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