Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
