i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
