? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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