whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She bit a glass in half.
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Oh Jesus.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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