Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I don't deserve a penis
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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